diff --git a/pcsx2/microVU_Divtrace.cpp b/pcsx2/microVU_Divtrace.cpp
index 9be4307ad8..bdd85c0897 100644
--- a/pcsx2/microVU_Divtrace.cpp
+++ b/pcsx2/microVU_Divtrace.cpp
@@ -17,7 +17,11 @@
 #include <cstdio>
 #include <cstdlib>
 #include <cstring>
-#if defined(__APPLE__)
+#if defined(_WIN32)
+// No ucontext/sigaction on Windows — the SIGTRAP capture machinery below is
+// compiled out entirely (see EnterMode). The shared globals and fingerprint
+// helpers still build, so the interp/JIT consumer sites link unchanged.
+#elif defined(__APPLE__)
 // <ucontext.h> declares the deprecated getcontext/setcontext/... routines and
 // #errors out unless _XOPEN_SOURCE is defined. We only need the ucontext_t
 // type, which <sys/ucontext.h> provides without that guard. (Mirrors
@@ -117,6 +121,7 @@ namespace mvu_divtrace
 		g_interp_op_idx = 0;
 	}
 
+#ifndef _WIN32
 	namespace
 	{
 		struct sigaction s_prev_handler{};
@@ -190,9 +195,19 @@ namespace mvu_divtrace
 #endif
 		}
 	}
+#endif // !_WIN32
 
 	void EnterMode(int vu_index)
 	{
+#ifdef _WIN32
+		// The capture path is SIGTRAP + ucontext (the JIT emits brk, the
+		// handler snapshots and skips it) — there is no Windows port. Only
+		// the offline replay drivers call this, and they don't build on
+		// Windows; fail loudly rather than letting an unhandled brk look
+		// like a JIT crash if that ever changes.
+		(void)vu_index;
+		pxFailRel("mvu_divtrace::EnterMode: SIGTRAP capture is not supported on Windows");
+#else
 		g_vu_index = vu_index;
 		Reset();
 		// Fingerprint streams: large, always recorded — these are what scale
@@ -215,16 +230,19 @@ namespace mvu_divtrace
 			s_installed = true;
 		}
 		g_enabled.store(true, std::memory_order_release);
+#endif
 	}
 
 	void ExitMode()
 	{
 		g_enabled.store(false, std::memory_order_release);
+#ifndef _WIN32
 		if (s_installed)
 		{
 			sigaction(SIGTRAP, &s_prev_handler, nullptr);
 			s_installed = false;
 		}
+#endif
 	}
 } // namespace mvu_divtrace
 
diff --git a/pcsx2/vu_capture.cpp b/pcsx2/vu_capture.cpp
index 64a7aa61c6..d208116afb 100644
--- a/pcsx2/vu_capture.cpp
+++ b/pcsx2/vu_capture.cpp
@@ -26,10 +26,24 @@
 #include <unordered_map>
 #include <utility>
 #include <vector>
+#ifdef _WIN32
+#include <process.h>
+#else
 #include <unistd.h>
+#endif
 
 namespace vu_capture
 {
+	// Only used to salt filenames/reports so concurrent processes don't
+	// collide — any process-unique integer will do.
+	static int capture_pid()
+	{
+#ifdef _WIN32
+		return ::_getpid();
+#else
+		return ::getpid();
+#endif
+	}
 	namespace
 	{
 		// Single mutex covers all WriteToFile callers so concurrent VU0/VU1
@@ -285,7 +299,7 @@ namespace vu_capture
 		std::unordered_map<u64, u32> g_count_seen;
 		// Rank-mode: total executions per (vu_index, start_pc).
 		std::unordered_map<u64, u64> g_rank_counts;
-		std::mt19937_64 g_rng{0x5EEDu ^ static_cast<u64>(::getpid())};
+		std::mt19937_64 g_rng{0x5EEDu ^ static_cast<u64>(capture_pid())};
 
 		void DumpRankReportAtExit()
 		{
@@ -303,7 +317,7 @@ namespace vu_capture
 			std::sort(sorted.begin(), sorted.end(),
 				[](const auto& a, const auto& b) { return a.second > b.second; });
 
-			std::fprintf(f, "# vu_capture rank report — pid %d\n", ::getpid());
+			std::fprintf(f, "# vu_capture rank report — pid %d\n", capture_pid());
 			std::fprintf(f, "# %-3s %-10s %16s\n", "vu", "start_pc", "executions");
 			for (const auto& [key, count] : sorted)
 			{
@@ -359,7 +373,7 @@ namespace vu_capture
 					std::fprintf(g_traj_file,
 						"# vu_capture trajectory — pid %d\n"
 						"# seq vu pc budget cpu_cycle vu_cycle state_hash vumem_hash core_hash\n",
-						::getpid());
+						capture_pid());
 					std::atexit(&CloseTrajAtExit);
 				}
 			}